The United Socialist States of Greater Kralltopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Krall with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.054 billion Kralltopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kralltopia. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kralltopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,878 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,915 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol, and visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Kralltopia's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Krallicism.

Greater Kralltopia is ranked 1,951^st in the world and 40^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,153.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.